T0106. A Boy or a Girl?

"My wife had a baby!" Nasruddin says. "Is it a boy or a girl?" someone asks. "Yes!" says Nasruddin. "But how did you know?"

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Notes:

Here's my short version:

Nasruddin was running through the marketplace, hurrying home.
"What's the news?" someone asked.
"My wife has just had a baby!" Nasruddin shouted.
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"Yes, it is!" replied Nasruddin. "But how did you know?!"